With all of the IPO and Microsoft rumors flying about the Google rumor mill (the truth that Google News is frontpaging these rumors is what may be most intriguing), I identified this satire on NewsForge right now, makes for an intriguing scenario.
Nestle Buys Google
Nestlé announced that its sweetened offer to invest in the Net search engine firm has been accepted. World Menagerie
Google will complement Nestlé&rsquos long list of properly-recognized brands, like Perrier water, Stouffer&rsquos, LifeSavers, and Nesquick. Nestlé says Google will be gaille pouf renamed NesGoogle and have a recipe section added to its primary page.
&ldquoWe believe that this acquisition will be very good for the World Menagerie customer,&rdquo says Nestlé CEO Peter Brabeck. &ldquoNow any person on the World-wide-web can connect to NesGoogle, which will automatically determine their region and point them to retail outlets for Nestlé products.&rdquo
Sources close to the deal disclosed that Google CEO Eric Schmidt was coerced into accepting the deal with Nestlé. Mr. Brabeck is alleged to have placed a massive bowl of Nestlé Crunch Pieces in front of Mr. Schmidt in the course of their discussions, refusing to permit him to consume any till agreeing to the takeover, though promising a totally free lifetime provide upon completion of the deal